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In how many ways can a human genome be combined and still be human?

Firstly, let me explain as I’m just curious.

Stephen Fry mentioned on a TV program called ‘Q.I.’ that a pack of 52 cards can be shuffled in so many ways that…

The chances that anyone has ever shuffled a pack of cards in the same way twice in the history of the world are infinitesimally small, statistically speaking. The number of possible permutations of 52 cards is ‘52 factorial’ otherwise known as 52! or 52 shriek.

If we actually calculate this number is comes out at 8.065^67 which is vast.

It is also estimated that there are approximately 10^82 atoms in the Universe according to a post here.

And yet if we look at the human genome which consists of some 3 billion base pairs that have all come together in perfect order ‘Randomly’. The actual mathematical probability of this happening randomly is a number so vast as to be utterly ludicrous. Francis Crick, OM, FRS (8 June 1916 – 28 July 2004) a British scientist, a ‘skeptic’ and an agnostic with “a strong inclination towards atheism” whom along with Maurice Wilkins was awarded the Nobel Prize in 1962 for discovering DNA.

Francis Crick and Maurice Wilkins themselves describe DNA as a ‘language’. A man here Perry Marshall makes a very good case for DNA having to have been designed by a ‘Mind’ as there is no language in existence that wasn’t designed by a mind. Fair enough, but there are however other websites that have popped up as Mr. Marshall’s argument has pretty much ‘swept the carpet from under their feet’ that are now trying to actually redefine the meaning of the word ‘code’.

“This is the traditional idea of a code, and it is what theists think they mean when they argue that DNA is a code.”

Here the author of the article tries to show that the Nobel Prize winning scientists are mistaken in describing DNA as a code [in the traditional sense]  he says:

[DNA] It is analogous to a code in enough ways that it makes sense for us to refer to things like the “genetic code,”
Analogous to a code, but not actually a code? What on earth is that supposed to mean?

Dragon Age Inquisition: Your Trainer

Dragon Age Inquisition: PS4

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I am attempting to follow the ‘Way of the Rift Mage’

Waiting for me by the exit of my Skyhold castle right by the first portcullis is Commander Helaine. (I chose the character class of Mage). Now forgive me here because when I first spoke to this woman maybe I was tired, maybe I just wasn’t listening properly or just couldn’t hear what she was saying… BUT

Now when I talk to her she says: “Recruit. I await the completion of the first of your orders. Only then can you learn to command.”

Ok. Here’s the question that seems to cause a LOT of confusion and seems to turn any Google search into a blithering, totally random guessing game.

WHAT FUCKING ORDERS?

Where are these orders? How to I get to read these orders? Who has them? Where do I go? What do I do? What the fuck is going on??

Every single sodding time I click on the only logical question “Show me what’s involved.” and my character says “I’m ready to learn what you know.” the only reply is this.

“You have your instruction recruit. Return when you have completed your task.”

OK? What FUCKING instructions? What FUCKING task?

Where is this task?

How do I read about this task? Is it recorded in the Codex? Is it now a part of my Journal?

Where is it?

Where do I go?

What do I do?

How the FUCK do I actually DO any of this?

WTFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!

(If you’re having fun so far just carry on reading, it gets even better!)

Standing next to this Commander FUCKING Helaine (who needs a good bitch slap) is yet another equally irritating bitch who also needs a FUCKING good bitch slap, is called “Your Trainer.” So you go and talk to this patronising cow (who should be forced to sit on the wrong end of a pineapple) and yet again ask her the only question that has any meaning as to what the fuck is going on… “Show me how to begin.” and laboriously – yet again, my character asks  “Very well show me how this should go.” and amazingly… you know what what?

This stupid FUCKING patronising cow says: “You have already received the instruction and need to follow it very carefully or there will be consequences.”

OK. Yet again we seem to be stuck with the very same illuminating answer. An answer so vague that it would make make our best politician sound as though he were speaking hard cold fact and as patronising as… yup she needs another good hard bitch slap.

You have already received the instruction?

What instruction? Where can I see this instruction? Yet again, where do I go? What do I do? How? Where? When? What the FUCK IS GOING ON?

PLEASE, PLEASE give me some morsel of information, some slight hint of where to go and what to do and how to do it.

The Internet is fucking useless sometimes.

:D

 

Out of memory. Either Opera ran out of memory or the process for the webpage was terminated for some other reason

I get this error every time I start Opera. None of the menus function without giving the same error. I’ve uninstalled and re-installed it. Run virus scans (clean) as well as a system registry cleaner and still can’t find a way around this error.

As a web designer I also have Firefox, Chrome, Safari and yes even IE – All of which run perfectly, it’s only Opera that has this problem. I’ve been on the Opera forums and the admins there have been no help – they blame the operating system and think their browser is the most perfect creation in all of existence.

The thing is I’m sure if I formatted and re-installed the operating system and then re-installed a fresh copy of Opera from there – I’m sure it would work but as I was saying this is the only program on my computer that has this problem – everything else works just fine.

Any advice?

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Tomb Raider: Failed to Initialize Direct3D with current settings (Solved)

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This is an appalling over-site by Crystal Dynamics. The only way to fix this is by changing a value in your computers system registry. No, there’s no .ini or .config file the only solution as I say is a manual hack – flipping outrageous as far as I’m concerned I mean can you imaging Nintendo doing this? No me either.

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You need to go to Start > Run and then in the Run box type: regedit.

This will bring up your Windows system registry. You need to locate the folder:

HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Crystal Dynamics\Tomb Raider\Graphics

And then look for the value: ExclusiveFullScreen this probably currently has a value of 1. This need to be changed to 0. There is no need to ‘save’ this file as you are directly editing the system registry which is generally a very bad idea unless you know exactly what you’re doing.

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You’re now good to go.

When you now select options (which will now actually work) you can see the offending tick-box un-ticked.

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Tomb Raider is a great game, I hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Thanks to MEATLOAF2 and fraGGytt

 

 

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